Pet Fish

A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in West Virginia recently with
two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its
fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
fish?"

"No, sir, I don't have any of those licenses, no. You must understand
these are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" said the game warden.

"Yea. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them
swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into
this ice chest and I take them home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.

The hillbilly looked at the game warden for a moment and then said,
"It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay," said the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!"

The hillbilly poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the hillbilly.

The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"

The hillbilly said, "Call who back?"

"The FISH!" replied the warden.

"What fish?" answered the hillbilly.

West Virginians may not be as smart as some city slickers, but
we aren't as dumb as most government employees.