Thursday, September 01, 2005

A Man's Life

A man's life can be broken down into three stages:

Pre-Marriage:
This stage lasts about 20 - 30 years, and it involves a man's mother asking, "Where are you going?"

Married Life:
This stage lasts some 40 years or so, and it involves the wife asking, "Where are you going?"

Post-Death:
At this point, everyone is asking, "Which way did he go?"

2 comments:

ash said...

lol

Stacey said...

Yeah, I heard this on John Boy & Billy Big Show (radio show) and thought it was pretty funny.